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Mar 12

Irish Medical Dictionary – Joke

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Sexy Irish Girl CustomeArtery…. The study of paintings

Bacteria…………..Back door to the cafeteria.

Barium……………….What doctors do when patients die.

Benign…………..What you be, after you be eight.

Caesarean Section…….A neighbourhood in Rome.

Catscan……………..Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize……………Made eye contact with her.

Colic………………….A sheep dog.

Coma…………A punctuation mark.

Dilate………………..To live long.

Enema………………..Not a friend.

Fester……….Quicker than someone else.

Fibula…………………A small lie.

Impotent…………….Distinguished, well known.

Labour Pain…………..Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff…………A Doctor’s cane.

Morbid………………A higher offer.

Nitrates……………….Cheaper than day rates.

Node………………….I knew it.

Outpatient………….A person who has fainted.

Pelvis…………………. Irish Cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative………..A letter carrier.

Recovery Room…………Place to do upholstery.

Rectum……………….Nearly killed him.

Secretion…………….Hiding something.

Seizure…..Roman emperor.

Tablet……………….A small table.

Terminal Illness……….Getting sick at the airport.

Tumour……………….One plus one more.

Urine………………..Opposite of you’re out.

2 x Condoms………To be sure, to be sure


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Jan 03

Sexy Italian female teacher banned from teaching, female parents prefer a Catholic priest?

By Admin | Featured , Funny Stories

 

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The kids in Ileana's class love it, a-more-e, a-more-e, bella!


A stunning, beautiful, but very kinky, Italian female teacher has been banned from teaching further until it’s proven that she has put her past career “behind” her, starring in kinky, sexy films!

Parents are outraged at the Catholic school in Milan where Ileana teaches, they’ve even withdrawn their kids from lessons until she is replaced by a Catholic priest?

Ileana has three degrees and is perfectly qualified to teach, unfortunately earning a couple of Euro’s during her studies by starring in kinky films has been her downfall.

One outraged, staunch Catholic mother gave the following statement:

“She isa a whora, and should notta be teaching mia little bambino, I wanta a Catholica Priesta, theya can bea trusted?”

The headmaster wishes Ileana to stay and prefers not employing a Catholic priest because he enjoys the sight of her bending over the table whilst pouring his daily Capucchino.

Ileana just wants to teach, her sexy days are behind her and if given a second chance has promised to “blow” the headmaster away!

The kids in her class have been following her career on the internet and definitely want her to stay, por favori, bella!



The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Dec 16

Kids and Phones

By Admin | Featured , Funny Stories

This story was sent to us by one our friends:

About 3 years ago I was sitting on the toilet. I had started my menstrual cycle and as I was wiping, my 3 year old daughter came barreling into the bathroom.

She looked at me and then looked down and ran out of the bathroom. I just figured she freaked at what she saw and just ran out.

Well,the phone rang a few moments later, so I got up and ran to the phone and much to my surprise it was the city police. They said that they got a 911 call from there and couldn’t understand what the caller was saying.

They asked if I had a a little kid there and if everything was ok. I said, “yes, I have a kid but there wasn’t any problem.”

The officer scolded me and said I should teach my daughter only to use 911 for emergency purposes. At that point it dawned on me why she had called but I couldnt tell the officer.

I was too embarrassed to tell him that she thought my period was a sign of me bleeding to death. The kid thought I was sitting on the toilet, dying! Thank God I didn’t have to explain to him what had happened!

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